The Uncircumcised Tuber

Al Kessler telephoned this morning to talk about three things:

1.) The fact that he has nothing to do since returning home from his prison stint;

2.) The readable reliability of http://prairiehomeworld.blogger.com ;

3.) The excellence of this picture, which he beamed along on his brain-thoughts, and which seems to depict a[nother] sexy carrot, but this one in giant form:

GMOs Who F*ck Hard

These pictures are real. They were taken this morning.