Rense & Makow: Shit Just Got Real

On his Friday show, radio bigmouth Jeff Rense announced his courtly love for bitter misogynist Henry Makow, PhD. Both men met at a DNA clinic in 1997, where they were cloned from tasty host organisms. If marriage results, Rense will share Makow's "Dr." title. This is Rense's ninth cloning, Makow's eighteenth public buggering. When asked about the possibility of [cloned] children, Dr. Makow said, "Goddamnit, I'm a space lizard!" Pal David Icke, having a tug behind the curtain, blatantly disagreed.