Sirius, Where Dachshunds Go

Dogs contemplate death, and are saddened by it, so scientists are now telling us. Thing is, our African friends have been telling us the same thing for years.

The Dogon people, originally located in Belgian Congo before being transplanted to Madagascar, were visited by the Space Cousins many times through the centuries. The Space Cousins, great ancestors to Earth's canids, hail from Sirius, the dog-star (and for which the Dogon named themselves). "They have long snouts and floppy ears," Dogon fetish priest G!to P!at!o told NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC in 1963, "and they fly around in silver fish, and come to rest in pools of barfing lava." This information is easily available online.

Cave paintings indicate that the Space Cousins were like upright weiner dogs, with long torsos and stubby legs. "They travel five to a fish," according to P!at!o, "and they have soft fur everywhere but on their bottom places." The last time the Dogon were visited by their stellar friends was in 1916, when influenza rocked the dark continent.

"Our memory of them is traditional, passed down from generation to generation. But the time of the Great Return is before us, in less than fifty years." Speaking in 1963, the priest was probably identifying 2012 as the Big Year. "They will grieve for humankind and the pets, too. They will come and take us away, to Sirius, and we will be treated like royalty, eating well, playing fetch, and never knowing another death."

Scientists [probably] believe that the Space Cousins are going to do battle the Anunnaki, this year, in the skies over Africa. Watch the Heavens!